"You’re the moon Larry. You have got to stop being the moon"
“What’s wrong with being the moon?”
“It doesn’t have it’s own light”
“So what, that makes you the sun? Are you the sun Piper? You’re the centre of the solar system and I’m just a dead hunk of crap rock? At least people can walk on the moon. Anyone who gets near the sun burns right up.”
oh my god
everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”